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quarta-feira, 25 de janeiro de 2006

System Administrator

cara muito roques esse videozinho
viva o Edu que me passo ele
\o/

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7193470719293309352&q=admin

A letra é essa:

Lyrics to the System Administrator Day song

(Original music and lyrics by Wes Borg)

There's a guy who works in another room, or on another floor.
He's the one you call, when your document ain't there no more.
He's probably a boy, but he might be a girl, or something in between.
He's the only one in the office who knows what PC Load Letter means.


He's your system administrator, he's probably into comic books.
And you tremble in fear when you have to hear one of his "What a dummy!" looks.
Got a virus? Lost your password? Or you just can't print?
In an hour he'll show up and crouch and squint.
Fight to save your files, he might be there all day,
But sometimes he just presses Caps Lock and walks away.


(Spoken) But HEY! Suddenly my password works! Wow! Hooray!


Hooray, hooray, oh happy day! I'm gonna buy my guy a gift to say:
Having you around means I get to stay stupid! and uninformed!
And I can keep opening dot e-x-e file attachments,
And forgetting my mother's maiden name, 'cause you'll fix it all for me, Yay!


I'll give you a cake, I'll give you a hug,
I'll buy the world's best System Administrator mug.
Just help me out, system administrator.
Please plug in my mouse, system administrator.
I don't know which button is the mouse click button, system administrator.


Piss him off, and you'll be fired by tomorrow morn.
'Cause he's the guy who knows you've been surfing porn.
So, make sure you stay nice to your system administrator.


So mais um detalhe

abraçao pro Eduuu
o cara feiz um ano de namoro :DD
irruuu \o////
e alem do mais feiz aniversario tbm
esse é o garoto :DDD

beim parabeins ae piaaa
um ano de namoro nao é pra qualquer um entao seja feliz ae piaaa

**detalhe extra ahiuahuauaiu
ta quase noivandooo :DDD

sexta-feira, 20 de janeiro de 2006

Sistema de conexao que funciona no slack

entao esse é o unico script que eu consegui faze funciona pra conecta na internet
usando pppoe e com portas abertas

entao enjoy!

#/bin/bash
#CARREGANDO MODULOS DO KERNEL
/sbin/modprobe ppp_generic
/sbin/modprobe ppp_synctty
/sbin/modprobe n_hdlc
/sbin/modprobe tun
/sbin/ifconfig tap0 up
#ACIONANDO O START ADSL
pppoe-conf
pppoe-start
echo "usepeerdns" >> /etc/ppp/options
echo "noipdefault" >> /etc/ppp/options
echo "defaultroute" >> /etc/ppp/options

echo "Conectado"
echo "de um ping -c 3 google.com"


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So pra completa
depois de umas 3 horas de trabalho antes da gente i pro zuco
eu e o jhou ficamo mexendo no sistema la pra arruma ele
dae esse esquema ae nao funcionou

o esquema mesmo é deixar padrao
instala o pppoe-conf
dae desativa a placa de rede "ifconfig eth0 down"
logo depois dae um pppoe-start
no maximo se nao funciona arrumme uns dns's

pra colocar automático
coloca la no
"/etc/rc.d/rc.local"

ifconfig eth0 down
pppoe-start

pronto
deve de ta funcionando ja :)